The Wonders of Woofie

Here’s a potential whelming typology: my favorite kiosk names.

Always Cellular

Always Cellular 2

Always Cellular (I may have these out of order; I’m not certain which is #1 and which is #3.)

Beverly Hills Body Jewelry

Chooty Blanket

Couture Glam

Invisible Shield

piercing Pagoda (sic)

Santa’s Pen

Splat Back! (out of business)

Super Fly Monkey

Super Steam

Therapy Zone

Zippy Zoom

No favors of any kind were accepted in exchange for free publicity.

The following is an actual conversation at Woofie this morning (guaranteed verbatim).

Potential Consumer: “Do you sell webbed belts?”

Sales Associate: “Did you see any on our web site?”

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