Here’s a potential whelming typology: my favorite kiosk names.
Always Cellular
Always Cellular 2
Always Cellular (I may have these out of order; I’m not certain which is #1 and which is #3.)
Beverly Hills Body Jewelry
Chooty Blanket
Couture Glam
Invisible Shield
piercing Pagoda (sic)
Santa’s Pen 
Splat Back! (out of business)
Super Fly Monkey 
Super Steam
Therapy Zone
Zippy Zoom
No favors of any kind were accepted in exchange for free publicity.
The following is an actual conversation at Woofie this morning (guaranteed verbatim).
Potential Consumer: “Do you sell webbed belts?”
Sales Associate: “Did you see any on our web site?”
Creative Camerawork 