The Wonders of Woofie

Here’s a potential whelming typology: my favorite kiosk names.

Always Cellular

Always Cellular 2

Always Cellular (I may have these out of order; I’m not certain which is #1 and which is #3.)

Beverly Hills Body Jewelry

Chooty Blanket

Couture Glam

Invisible Shield

piercing Pagoda (sic)

Santa’s Pen

Splat Back! (out of business)

Super Fly Monkey

Super Steam

Therapy Zone

Zippy Zoom

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The following is an actual conversation at Woofie this morningĀ (guaranteed verbatim).

Potential Consumer: “Do you sell webbed belts?”

Sales Associate: “Did you see any on our web site?”